Possible near-future mod: The Buick GT500

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/09/2015 at 13:04 • Filed to: murdersofa, buicklopnik

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My car is a joke. You all know that I don't take my car seriously at all, having put less than $800 worth of modifications into it during the time I've had it. I first painted it matte black so it would not look like every other Buick LeSabre on the streets, but I've noticed a lot of people (very shittily) rattlecanning their cars matte black and it's no longer as special (yes I'm hipster as fuck) as well as being impossible to keep clean/looking nice. My solution is to piss off Mustang fanboys by painting my car (with plastidip, est. cost $130) in a poorly-done "tribute" to the Shelby Mustang GT500.

Behold my awful 5-minute photoshop:

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Not quite grabber blue but the idea is there, and even the "GT500" text is knocked off with my "GM3800" (because if I used horsepower I'd have the very unimpressive "LT210") text.

Thoughts? Suggestions? Ideas? I really want to paint my car either blue or red, but red causes insurance/cop issues (cops around here are supreme assholes).

For reference, this is my starter picture (found on google)

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:05

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YES THIS


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:06

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No love for the Stage 1?

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > crowmolly
01/09/2015 at 13:06

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White paint would be almost as difficult to keep looking nice as black paint :/


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:14

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Heck yes. That would be hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:15

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I love the GT500 tribute! Go for it.

But, actually, I would totally put the text LT210 on the side. It's legit and no one will even care because Murdersofa GT500tributemobile.


Kinja'd!!! I probably did it > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:23

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Do it blue and find yourself some early 2000's Bonneville SSEi wheels (the 17" mesh ones) and paint them black.

Paint the mirrors black instead of body color.

Take the outer lense off the headlights (bake them in the oven for a few min to soften the glue) and paint the chrome on the inside black. Lightly tint the rear lights (very lightly smoke color) and paint the license plate surround black.

Change out the LeSabre badges for Wildcat badges.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:24

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How about yellow? My old boss had a nice 70 Buick painted yellow with black stripes. But then again, then you have to deal with Bumblebee stigma.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:25

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I think the grabber blue looks excellent, and the decal is cool. I say you do it!


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:26

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So do yellow!

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Or green

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Or Orange

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Kinja'd!!! Hey, y'all, watch this! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:27

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Yes. This is a thing that you should do.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > I probably did it
01/09/2015 at 13:27

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I was already thinking black mirrors. I can't actually remove one of my headlights; the plastic snap that holds half of it in place has broken in the "haha you can't get me out" position.

These the wheels you're talking about?

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > MIATAAAA
01/09/2015 at 13:28

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Yeah, I'm not sure about "LT"... I thought of that because it's a LeSabre Limited (fancy, yo) but "LT210" doesn't roll off the tongue particularly easily. Better than GM3800, I agree.


Kinja'd!!! I probably did it > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:29

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yup, those are them.

Bummer on the headlights. Maybe time to see what one costs at rock auto or the salvage yard?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:38

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Oh yes. Do it.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:44

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DO IT


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:45

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Excellent. Look at Audi's Nogaro Blue, though. Your smurf blue is kinda 'eh, IMHO.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:46

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LL210, then?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 13:49

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DO IT! Then you will have the only smurf blue, manually shifted Murdersofa!


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > KatzManDu
01/09/2015 at 13:59

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Yeah, I basically just have to get 'Light Blue' plastidip and then layer it on over the black until its the shade I want. Not really an exact science.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 14:01

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Do it!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 15:03

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Needs white go-fast stripes.


Kinja'd!!! DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/09/2015 at 15:36

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Do it, because Racecar!


Kinja'd!!! Branden J -Reading the Manual > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/26/2015 at 23:15

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Gulf livery?